Friday, November 23, 2007

What's That, You Say?

He often talks in his sleep. He's fallen asleep on the sofa again.

"What did you say?"
"I'm cuddling the boat."
"Erm, what's that, you're saying?"
"I'm cuddling the boat."

Well, I can quite clearly see that isn't a boat. That's the BoyBaby. He looks nothing like a boat.

Is everything boat these days? I'm beginning to hate boats. Hate them, which is ridiculous because I've always loved boats. Especially the fast ones.