Fat Dog

No results today. Going to have to wait until Thursday. For goodness sakes!!!

My labrador is getting fat again. We starting taking her on massive, fast bike rides and she slimmed down to a normal size, but once again, she's got rather too much junk in the trunk. I think someone's been sneaking her extra food. My brother says that dogs are often like their owners. I'm carrying around a little extra lard in the midrift department, therefore she's bound to. Speaking of lard, my Dad (who quite clealy has absolutely no tact at all) told me whilst we're on holiday that I'm fat. A bit harsh, in my opinion. Yes, I do admit to carrying a few extra pounds at the moment, but I'm hardly the big, fat tub he was describing me to be. Bloody cheek!

So, to remedy this situation I shall be starting the Cambridge Diet on Monday. It's this thing where you stop eating and have these shake thingies. Instead of 2000 calories (which is what she says a 5'10 woman should be consuming - seems a bit high, in my opinion), you get 415 calories per day and works by putting your body into mild ketosis. She thinks I'm going to be doing the one with three shakes and a light evening meal of, for example, some low fat cottage cheese and two table spoons of lettuce. Should I want to do the non eating one she'll charge me an extra £20 for another shake ("Because of your height, you must have four shakes a day or you'll have adverse reactions, blah, blah, blah"). Bollocks to that. Adverse reactions will be cheaper so I'll have those instead, please.

LissyBean has been a little under the weather today and really quite clingy. All I want to do is go to sleep. Tried that though, been in bed for the last two a a half hours and I just can't bloody sleep. I wish I'd gone to the gym.